The Sarcasm Emoticon

You know I can be pretty sarcastic, duh! But did you know that I had no way of expressing sarcasm when I was texting or emailing my friends and clients? Well I do now, I invented the sarcasm emoticon! Its easy to use: Just tell someone something witty and sarcastic and follow it with a colon and and an exclamation point, and if that’s too hard for you, tough :!